why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
oH MY G0D
leave it to tumblr to know how to kill someone better than everyone else
(via sherleck)
i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like
this exists
it’s called facial expression
i’d like to see u try and make this face
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My Brother:
Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
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My Brother:
Why is it called a building when it's already built?
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My Brother:
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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My Brother:
When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
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My Brother:
If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
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My Brother:
Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
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My Brother:
What's the speed of dark?
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Me:
-awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
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i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crap”
I AM CRYING. AND I SAY IT FOR REAL.
As much as I just sit around acting like a typical fangirl in regard to RDJ, the fact of the matter is, I find him truly inspiring and an amazing individual. His story is just, well, unbelievable. It’s a great example of how perseverance, believing in one’s self, and surrounding one’s self with excellent, supportive people can pull you out from your lowest of lows.
Success isn’t permanent. Failure isn’t fatal.
(via zacksfairest)
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“ [In Honor of Neil Armstrong - Rest in Peace]
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hi I'm Elizabeth and I'm in love with fictional characters and celebrities